Welcome to FAILSWORTH's hyperactive about me page
My condolences, you've found my about me page, and will now be forced to learn about... me, the titular Failsworth!
What? Who is Failsworth?
Glad you asked! I'm a mature and full-bodied finsub from Europe. And I can't wait to be your best boy!
How mature?
Well, I won't tell you here, but you'll find out when I make my perfect approach, starting with a link to my Yoti Age Verification. That's right, I'm a good boy from the word go.
Where from Europe?
That information is not given out freely to just anyone! But it's safe to say that I really put the fin in findom.
And just how full-bodied are you, exactly?!
Very.
What is Failsworth looking for?
Well, like everyone in this dark corner of the internet, I'm looking for a genuine connection. Someone who will appreciate me for who I am, who cares for me and doesn't just view me as a source of income. Of course I know that this kind of genuine connection doesn't come cheap, which is why I'm always ready to talk business.
Business?
Did I say business? Sorry, I meant budgets. I definitely don't want this to be a transactional encounter. That's not very genuine at all!
Okay, what? You're losing me.
Like I was saying, I know that genuine connection in this space does not come cheap. In order to make sure that you're really interested in me, the person, I'm willing to pay you cold hard cash. A monthly allowance of $XX.XX United States dollars to be exact.
Think you forgot to add the numbers there, Failsworth...
Oh did I? Oops. Well there's time to talk budgets once we get to know each other a little bit!
Anyway...
Connection is key.
Well..
Connection and boots!
Not only boots, though!
Boots connected to long legs!
That's right!
I like boots, I have a bit of a thing for boots. And legs.
So you're some sort of a sexual deviant?
Who, me? In this space? No way.
Let's move on to the rest of my kinks!
Finally! The good stuff!
SPH, babyyy!!
That's right, I love to hear all about how useless that thing is.
Sure, so does everyone else. What else?
Are you ready?
Humili... wait!
Hold your horses! I've been told by u/flashing-colors that as a genuine finsub I should not in fact tell you what my kinks are!
Huh? Why not?
Because apparently being the snakes that you domes are, you're just going to use my kinks against me in order to lure me into sending you all my hard earned monies!
But isn't that what findom is?
Sure, whatever, let's move on!
How to approach Failsworth?
I see, now you're asking the right questions!
I'm on Reddit!
But I'm sure you knew that already, otherwise I don't really know how you found your way on to this little about me page.
But anyway...
You can approach proportionally by sending me a DM on Reddit
Do you actually pay, though? What payment platforms are you okay with?
Do I pay? Good one!